Some members of the local gay community caught Randy beating up on a gay man, so they dragged him to the nearest gay bar to teach him a lesson
“Yeah! course I love you Babe, I’m just sitting here watching an old movie … uh .. “Love Story!”
Lance Sits down heavily – forgetting he left the ashtray on the couch
He remembers too late just as his ass hole lands on the smoldering tip of his cigarette!!
Lance’s punishment from fate for telling lies to his girlfriend was a well singed rosebud!