Kitchen Hotseat

Most of the sore bottomed guys on this site are straight, however, at the suggestion of site visitor RM here we have a gay couple who made the mistake of getting romantic while cooking chili!

The Perils of smoking

“Yeah! course I love you Babe, I’m just sitting here watching an old movie … uh .. “Love Story!”
Lance Sits down heavily – forgetting he left the ashtray on the couch

He remembers too late just as his ass hole lands on the smoldering tip of his cigarette!! 

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHOOOOOWWWW!!!

Lance’s punishment from fate for telling lies to his girlfriend was a well singed rosebud!