Messin’ with Sasquatch : Towel Whip – What happened next?

The following commercial in the Messin’ with Sasquatch series for Jack Link’s Beef Jerky shows a dumb college jock trying to impress his girlfriend by towel whipping a Sasquatch. In the commercial the unlucky hunk pays for his stupidity by the humiliation of having his pants ripped 0ff in front of his friends and being thrown, bare butt naked, into the lake:

This leaves the question, which no doubt many fans of Sore bottomed Guys must have asked, what happened next?
After all their could be floating logs in the lake, which might make for a painful landing!!
That’s gonna be painful …..


Also, the Sasquatch is clearly still angry and might decide that just losing his shorts and being dunked in the lake is insufficient punishment for the arrogant young Jock’s impudence.

One appropriate punishment would be for the dumb hunk to get his bare butt soundly spanked, while wedged in the fork of a tree, so he can’t escape, as shown in the picture below:

Or can anyone else suggest better ending?

Thanks to Ben for suggesting this idea

16 Replies to “Messin’ with Sasquatch : Towel Whip – What happened next?”

  1. After the sasquatch has done spanking him, it leaves him dangling there, trapped with his bare butt exposed. and vulnerable to whatever comes along, like a swarm of angry hornets, or some pervo hillbillies.

  2. I love the scene where he's just about to sit on the pointy spikes in the log. Wish there was another shot showing his butt just touching the pointy tips before he sits all the way down. Yeeoouch!

  3. By the way Tadeus I like your idea of a bunch of hornets encountering the guy dangling there. Groaning and writhing about as they jab their stingers in and out of his gay ass haha!

  4. Great pics! So realistic too it really looks like a gay guy with a butt full of branch!

    Yeah I agree the idea of the guy's vulnerable rear end being stabbed by a bunch of bees is totally hot! (and this from a guy who works in pest control *grin*)

  5. If it were me, after the sasquatch let me free of the tree, I'd take my bare butt over in front of the pond, bend over, and ask him to give me a well-deserved kicked in the butt sending me into the lake. Far out into the lake.

  6. After spanking those hot cheeks for most of day and well into the night, Sasquatch might be considering tossing the hottie over his shoulder and taking him to his lair.

  7. Since the original commercial was of 2 straight couples, the idea of a HOT previously virgin straight boy riding that branch is even better!! Any further punishment is richly deserved!!

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