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  1. Amazing fantasy brought to life. Well done, artist. Also, I have a story idea I wanted to share with you. I hope you like it. I call it Beach Bum.

    So there’s this arrogant jerk named let’s say Keith. He arrives at the beach to show off his hot bod and first he rudely tramples this little boy’s sandcastle to lay his beach towel on the spot. But what he didn’t know is that the castle was full of fire ants. So while he dozes off tanning, the ants invade his trunks and he wakes up to a scorching bum and loins. He can’t strip in the middle of the beach so he runs into the water to drown the ants out. It works, but before he knows it, the tide carries him out to sea and he can’t see the land anymore. On top of that, his swim trunks slipped off in the waves.

    Now Keith decides to dive down to the ocean floor to retrieve his lost trunks. He, of course does not find them, but a lot of other crazy stuff can happen down there. His butt gets stung by a jellyfish. His dick gets caught in a giant clam. A worm swims up his urethra. A fish swims up his anus to lay eggs in his rectum, which he’ll have to poop out later. You name it. Just when it seem like he’s about to run out of oxygen, an underwater geyser blasts his bottom all the way back to the surface.

    Back on top, Keith gets picked up by a boat of hunky sailors of fishermen. They’re mad at him for scaring the fish away, endangering the marine life, or something like that. So they take turns tanning his hide until the boat comes near the coast again, where they throw him overboard, still buck naked. He washes up on shore, but it’s the same beach he came from. It’s an all-male nude beach! Quickly, Keith angrily shouts that he’s not a faggot, so the men decide to teach him a lesson. They tie him up and use him as the stick in a limbo contest, then they roast his rump over a bonfire, rotisserie style. Finally, they set him in the center of a grand feast table like a suckling pig, his rear as read as the apple shoved in his mouth. Keith is crowned King of the Beach Bums and everyone celebrates, except for the royal hog, crying from pain and embarrassment that he just wants to go home.

    The End

    Please tell me what your opinion. You think you could make something out of it?

    1. Hi Anonymous

      Thanks for that imaginative idea, I quite like some of your suggestions, regular readers will know I have a special liking of scenarios where arogan bullies get a painful and humiliating comeuppance.

      I also haven’t featured jellyfish until now, and understand their stings can be very painful!!

  2. If you want to use the photo it would also be good to check with the artist beforehand in case it is subject to copyright. Best wishes. Aaren Reggis Sela

  3. Hi Porno

    You are free to reuse any picture you like on this site. It would be kind if you could link to this site, but that is your decision

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