The Tender Butt Kid

The Dakota kid had been riding for two days, and finally felt sure he had shaken off the posse which had been on his tail since his latest bank robbery. Her was tired and saddle-sore a that creek looked mighty inviting.

Stripping off his sweaty and dusty clothes he dived into the creek playing about in the water more like a ten year old boy than a nineteen year old outlaw.

The cool water felt real good on his tired and aching body.

Man his butt sure was sore after all that riding.

Exhausted from the hours in the saddle weariness finally overtook him and he fell asleep on the rocks at the side of the creek.

As he slept the sun rose higher and higher into the sky and got hotter and hotter

By noon the temperatures was approaching 100f, and the scorching sun shone fiercely onto the sleeping outlaw, turning his tender white behind, which had previously been protected from its rays, pinker and pinker.

Eventually the Dakota kid awoke, and immediately aware of a sore and burning sensation to his butt cheeks.

To his horror he realised he had a sun burnt bottom, he cussed at his stupidity, that would make the rest of his ride really uncomfortable.

Then the sound of galloping hooves distracted him from his sore behind, to his horror, he realised he had slept too long and the posse had caught up with him.

Crouching down behind a rock, the kid failed to notice the cactus patch behind him

The sharp spines jabbed into his tender saddle sore and sunburnt bottom.

His butt like a pin cushion the kid jumped up with a cry of pain, immediately giving away his hiding place to the amused deputies.

Laughing heartily the posse members gathered round to pull cactus needles out of their captive’s stinging rump.

One all the needles were removed, the sheriff threw the Dakota kid across his knee and delivered a well deserved but (from the Kid’s perspective) badly timed, spanking to his already well punished bottom. “That will teach you to rob banks in my town!” snarled the Sheriff.

It would be a long ride back to town.

And a very painful one for the Dakota kid, as his cherry red bottom bounced up and down on the back of the horse.

Unfortunately each bounce brought his behind closer to an ill tempered travelling companion, which also had a sting in its tail!

The End

The Tanning Salon

Cody Custer made a huge mistake when he tried to rob the local gay tanning salon. Two members of staff were working late and they soon caught and overpowered the would be burglar.

“You are in big trouble Dumbo” snarled Dwight Ready, “we are gonna’ really tan your butt.”

“But first” laughed Clyde Luster “…we are goona’ tan your butt!!”

With that the two men grabbed Cody, pulled down his pants and bundled him face down onto one of the sun beds.

Cody was not the sharpest tool in the the box, so it took a few moments for the meaning of Clyde’s words to sink in, However, when they did he began to struggle in a desperate but vain attempt to escape from his predicament.

After twenty minutes of tanning your butt will really feel this tawse, chuckled Dwight.
In a state of panic, Cody realized there was no escape, he guessed that a spanking would really sting after a session on the tanning bed.

……. which was a fact he would soon find to be true, as one of his tormentors slammed down the lid and turned up the heat.